“No Dog” by Esben and the Witch

Here’s an exchange I had on Facebook last night with Dan Wallbank, friend and Werewolves Versus contributor. He had just posted this Esben and the Witch song.

AQ: Fucking hell, dude, Esben and the Witch, where did THEY come from

Dan: I was working with Quietus playing on Youtube and it just transitioned seamlessly to that song. I thought it was just Quietus with guest vocals and went to repeat the track and was like… wait. There are no Q’s in this description at all. At that point I had to stop working, crank the volume and just listen.

I encourage you to do the same. Great song, great lyrics, killer performance.

Esben and the Witch are a three piece rock band from the UK, currently residing in Germany and named after a Danish fairytale. “No Dog” was first released in 2014 on an untitled split EP with Thought Forms, then later that year on their album A New Nature, available on BandcampAmazon and iTunes.

19 Werewolf Reading Recommendations for World Book Day

photo by naixn

Today is World Book Day, and to celebrate, here’s a guest post from Pennington Beast, featuring her personal list (and accompanying commentary) of books essential to any Lycanthrope Library collection.

1. The Wolf’s Hour by Robert R. McCammon

A Russian-born werewolf spy working for the British Secret Service is recruited to foil a Nazi plan to unleash a secret weapon on invading American and British forces. Picture James Bond, only much more hirsute. The film rights to this 1989 novel were purchased by Universal Studios in 2014. Let’s keep our claws crossed!

2. High Moor (The High Moor series) by Graeme Reynolds

John Simpson and his childhood friends have an unfortunate run-in with a Moonstruck werewolf, one who has lost all control of their wolfen side and becomes a ravenous monster stuck between human and beast every full moon. What follows is a decades long struggle for John Simpson to control his own affliction while maneuvering pack politics and government agencies that want them all exterminated.

note from AQ: Tah the Trickster wrote a glowing review of High Moor for Werewolf News last year

3. Red Moon by Benjamin Percy

Werewolves are common in this universe and are a class subject to persecution. A group of lycanthropic terrorists plot a devastating attack on America in order to divide the population and create a new territory where werewolves can live free. With unfortunate results, of course.

4. Bad Wolf (The Bad Wolf Chronicles) by Tim McGregor

Portland, Oregon detective John Gallager and his partner Lara Mendes get a call to investigate a dismembered body found by the riverbank. The killer is a drifter who travels with a pack of feral dogs and declares that he, himself, is a werewolf. The weirdness only escalates from there…

5. The Frenzy Way (The Frenzy Cycle series) by Gregory Lamberson

A little similar to Bad Wolf in that it’s also a detective story, but this time the bodies start popping up around New York City. An elderly professor with a research history in human-animal transformation methods is found dismembered in his Greenwich Village apartment with a strange relic belonging to the Catholic Church in his possession. NYPD captain Anthony Mace is put to the investigation. Mace is unfortunately somewhat of a celebrity, haven taken out the notorious “Full Moon Killer” several years prior. Now he must speculate if this murder spree is a copycat, coincidence, or something more supernatural.

6. SAAMAANTHAA by D. T. Neal

Samantha Hain is a Chicagoan dilettante belonging to a group of painters, poets, and performance artists who call themselves the Horrorshow. When a one night stand with a beautiful stranger leaves her with a chunk of flesh missing from her shoulder, strange things start happening to Samantha’s body and mind. What follows is an orgy of hipsters becoming werewolves and eating other hipsters.

7. The Devourers by Indra Das

A young history professor in modern-day Kolkata, India is approached by a charming, yet strange, storyteller who declares himself to be a half-werewolf. Enraptured by his tale, he agrees to transcribe several ancient scrolls the man claims were passed down to him by his father, a ravenous werewolf from Scandinavia. And the other by his mother, a young woman from the Mughal empire who was raped by his father as his pack was passing through her village, fleeing persecution from the werewolf hunts in Europe. The story transitions back and forth from past to present in a visceral exploration of love, sexuality, violation, gender, friendship, humanity, and identity. Currently available in India, a North American release date is set for June 2016.

8. Autumn Moon by Slade Grayson

Tanneheuk, Montana is a small town kept safe from harm by a pack of werewolves who call themselves The Elders. Their only demand for their protection racket is to be able to hunt a human being once a year -one of the town’s teenagers in a Hunger Games-esque obstacle course. If the child manages to reach the river and cross it before the hunt is over, they are allowed to live. So far, none of them have made it. This grisly tradition has been the norm for years, until a new minister named Drake Burroughs is relocated to Tanneheuk and tries to rally the townspeople against the Elder’s diabolical regime.

And finally,

9. The Hyde Effect by Steve Vance

Savage animal attacks begin terrorizing a small Southern California town. A teenage girl named Meg Talley miraculously survives and claims that the killer is no natural beast, but a werewolf. Together with a team consisting of journalist Douglas Morgan, horror novelist Blake Corbett, and private detective Nick Grundel they hunt the suspect down. What follows is one of the most horrifying depiction in literature of the sheer force and power a werewolf is capable of. The novel has a slow momentum in the beginning that eventually explodes in an orgasmic cataclysm of visceral terror. No wonder so many (including myself) consider The Hyde Effect to be the quintessential werewolf horror novel. I have but one caveat, avoid the sequel. It’s absolute rubbish.

These are only a fraction of the amount of werewolf novels I’ve read over the past decade and a half. I tried to choose the ones that left the most memorable clawmarks on my psyche, and tried to pick a few that might not be as well-known as others in the genre.


Not enough for you? Here’s some bonus recommendation from our mutual friend Viergacht:

10. The Bloody Chamber and Other Stories by Angela Carter

A vicious, gory, beautifully written deconstruction of classic fairy tales with a definite feminist slant. Basis for the movie “The Company of Wolves”.

11. Darker Than You Think by Jack Williamson

An early example of urban fantasy and “scientific-ish” werewolves. A boozy reporter interested in an archeological discovery that proves the existence of supernatural creatures is seduced by a beautiful werewolf whose entraps him in a cult of monsters awaiting the rebirth of the Child of Night, the first pureblood to be born in centuries. Pulpy and stereotypical in some respects (it was written in 1940), it nonetheless has some amazing set pieces and a really cool backstory for its werewolves (who can also turn into other animals, like sabretoothed cats and pterodactyls!).

12. Wilding by Melanie Tem

A multigenerational family of female werewolves struggles to cope with the matriarch’s senile dementia, a mother’s inability to become either fully a wolf or a woman, and a rebellious teen who fails her transformation trial and runs away, pregnant and defiant, while another branch of the family plots to take them over.

13. The Werewolf of Paris by Guy Endore

Werewolf traditionalists might moan about the lack of “onscreen” lycanthropic action, but they’d be missing one of the cleverest, most offbeat werewolf stories ever, and puts it in perspective: the bloody actions of a single monster pale to insignificance compared to the atrocities humanity commits in wartimes. A bestseller during the Great Depression. Adapted into the movie “The Curse of the Werewolf” starring Oliver Reed.

14. The Jaguar Princess by Clare Bell

Ok, technically not a werewolf, but this novel about an artistic, headstrong young Olmec woman desperately trying to suppress her urge to transform into a jaguar and fit in with the oppressive Aztec society she lives in is rich in emotion and fascinating historical detail.

15. Cycle of the Werewolf by Stephen King

A collection of twelve short stories chronicles the depredations of a werewolf on a small Maine town, this book is mainly notable for the fantastic illustrations by Bernie Wrightson. (note: he spells it Bernie now but it was Berni when this was published)

16. Operation Chaos by Poul Anderson

Those who like all-wolf werewolves who retain their own personalities will like this one! It takes place in an alternate history where magic is real, and the United States are fighting a very different WW2. Anderson very cleverly combines magic with practicality – the main character uses a Polaroid “Were-flash” to shift back and forth (it’s designed to be used without thumbs) and because of the conservation of mass, he makes a big wolf but a were-tiger is a 600lb man!

17. The Adventures of a Two-Minute Werewolf by Gene DeWeese

An easygoing teen finds himself suddenly turning way hairier than puberty would account for, to the delight of his horror-film-loving best friend Cindy, who promptly starts researching lycanthropy and trying to figure out a way it could be “useful”. One of my favorite werewolf books when I was a kid, I reread it and still enjoyed it as an adult. (Don’t worry, he ends up being a werewolf for much longer than 2 minutes, and he discovers he can take either a cinematic Wolf Man form or a 4-legged that looks like a huge, bristly bulldog faced monster that startles him with his own reflection!).

18. How to Care for Your Monster by Norman Bridwell

A charming tongue-in-cheek kid’s book by the illustrator best known for Clifford the Big Red Dog.

19. The Werewolf’s Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten by Rich Duncan and Bob Powers

So, you were bitten by a large, mysterious canine while walking though the woods or a dark alley during the last full moon? You suddenly are a lot stronger, with keener senses, a short temper and an odd craving for steak? You need this exhaustively researched and complete self-help book.


Have a howling-good #WorldBookDay!

“Little Dead Rotting Hood” looks like a rejected Mystery Incorporated episode

I saw part of a commercial for Little Dead Rotting Hood in January and managed to forget about it until this morning, when I was updating the werewolf movie list. This is an Asylum release so don’t get your hopes up – I just watched the trailer and it was putrid.

  • A woman stumbles through the foggy moonlit woods, pursued by the stock “snarling” sound effects that came on a Sound Blaster demo CD and what IMDB reassures me are real wolves.
  • A townie (who seems to think they’re in a Scooby-Doo episode) says that someone got killed down by “the Old Wolf Lady’s place”.
  • A wise cop tells a roomful of her panicked colleagues that they “are dealing with a new breed of wolves”. The camera cuts away before anyone can say “jinkies”.
  • Eric Balfour looks incredulous, like he hit his head on the seafloor while surfing and he expects to wake up from this nightmare production at any moment.
  • A huge CG werewolf that looks like a custom Unreal Tournament 2004 model.

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The worst part was this voiceover:

“What” …big?

“big” okay TEETH come on hurry UP

“teeth” you’ve dragged this out over 10 seconds already if you don’t end it with anything other than ‘you have’ I’m going to cut my own head off

“you have” goodbye forever

goodbye

Why am I in this

Instant Moonlight & Werewolf Biscuits at Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

If you’re a monster in need of a pick-me-up (or a human in need of a unique souvenir), check out Hoxton Street Monster Supplies in London. Like a cross between the SRA and a Diagon Alley transplant, they sell “goods for the Living, Dead and Undead” – real edibles and novel objects cunningly designed by We Made This Ltd to appear both terrifying and delightful.

They have several products designed for werewolves, the most useful of which is this jar of Moonlight, “For a quite immediate and singularly effective transformation from human to werewolf, for the modern lycanthrope who finds waiting an entire month for a full moon an utterly inconvenient bore.” Don’t let the fact that it’s a solar-charged battery and a blue-tinted LED lamp inside a frosted mason jar discourage you – under its glow, any kid (and any cool adult) will definitely feel the fur start to grow on their skin.

Werewolf BiscuitsAlso, coming mid-March, they’re introducing Werewolf Biscuits, guaranteed to help any lycanthrope “maintain a rich, glossy coat”. You may also be interested in Tinned Creeping Dread, which actually contains candy and a short story, or Fang Floss, endorsed by David Kessler and designed to remove “common forms of fang-matter”.

Due to a “rather inconvenient curse“, all Monster Supplies profits go to the Ministry of Stories, “a local writing and mentoring centre in east London, where anyone aged eight to 18 can come and discover their own gift for writing.” A wonderful cause worthy of support, and all the more reason to avail yourself of their products, whether you’re local or (like me) stuck gazing longingly at their online store.

Thanks to Todd and Crys for letting me know about Hoxton Street Monster Supplies.

Full Moon Features: Red Riding Hood (2011)

Five years ago, I partook of the one werewolf movie that was in theaters, Catherine Hardwicke’s Red Riding Hood. Written by David Leslie Johnson, who also gave the world Orphan and the Clash of the Titans sequel Wrath of the Titans, it takes place in an isolated village surrounded by a foggy, sun-dappled forest sheltering a hungry beast that’s only placated by an animal sacrifice every full moon. Then comes the dreaded “blood moon,” which lasts a whole week and is the only time a werewolf bite can turn somebody into one. Sounds intriguing enough, right? Too bad Johnson chooses to yoke that story to a tedious love triangle centered around vapid, virginal Valerie (Amanda Seyfried), who spends her week of wonders torn between the husky woodcutter’s son she’s loved since they were children (Shiloh Fernandez) and the soulful blacksmith’s son she’s engaged to (Max Irons, son of Jeremy). Any resemblance to the adolescent romance in the Twilight series (the first entry of which Hardwicke directed) is entirely intentional.

Stranded on the sidelines is a host of slumming actors, including Virginia Madsen as Seyfried’s mother, who’s pushing her to marry for money instead of love; Billy Burke as her frequently drunk father; Julie Christie as her grandmother, she of the house whereto the one in the titular riding outfit goes; and Lukas Haas as the petrified local priest who sends for help when the werewolf breaks its pact with the village and kills Seyfried’s older sister. (How this pact was made in the first place never comes up.) Help arrives in the form of fundamentalist werewolf hunter Gary Oldman, who comes complete with a full entourage and an odd little voice that mostly goes away when he gets all shouty (which is often). He even has silver fingernails, which doesn’t seem too practical (for one thing, how do they stay in?), but that’s pretty much par for the course with this film.

In the end, the plot boils down to a medieval Murder, She Wrote with Seyfried trying to suss out who the werewolf is between largely bloodless attacks (the number of times Christie is dangled in front of us as a potential culprit borders on the ludicrous). This wouldn’t be so egregious if everybody weren’t so bloody solemn the whole way through — the notable exception being the furry-themed party they throw when they think they’ve killed the monster. Probably not the best idea with Reverend Killjoy hanging about, but whatever. After the creature has thinned out the cast and had a couple telepathic conversations with Seyfried, the whole shebang leads up to a classic Bond-style “talking villain” scene that couldn’t help but remind me of the one at the end of Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow. Note to screenwriters: If your bad guy has to sit the main character down and explain the whole plot to them, then what you’re writing is a piece of trash, so at least have some fun with it. If you don’t, Red Riding Hood is what you’ll wind up with.

A surly werewolf in the bathtub: “Wilde Life” Volume One

Add ongoing comic Wilde Life by Pascalle Lepas to the growing list of things I should be reading.

Oscar rented an old house off craigslist, then things got weird…

First it was meeting the ghost of a 1940s mathematician in the upstairs hallway, then it was finding a teenage werewolf in the bathtub. Now Oscar doesn’t know what will show up next. Maybe that’s okay, as long as nothing eats him.

Wilde Life is a supernatural adventure/horror series set in a small town in rural Oklahoma. It focuses on stories about creatures from Native American mythology as witnessed and documented by a journalist from Chicago, Illinois.

It launched on September 29th, 2014 and is written and illustrated by Pascalle Lepas.

You can read the whole thing from the start (almost 200 pages!) online for free right now, and there’s an already-funded Kickstarter for the first volume running until March 15th. If you like what people are making, try to support them!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lepas/wilde-life-volume-one

Review: Spurrier & Kelly’s “Cry Havoc” #1

The first issue of Simon Spurrier & Ryan Kelly’s Image title “Cry Havoc opens with a foreboding quote from Joseph Conrad’s “Heart of Darkness” and a lecture on gendered power dynamics in hyena packs. It concludes with protagonist Louise “Lou” Canton at gunpoint in a cage (not a spoiler, relax), her jailor waxing philosophical while an astonishingly bearded man and a woman in a niqab look on like video game mini-bosses. There are three time periods in the story, each with its own distinct locations and colourists. There are CH47-F Chinook helicopters, exploding goats, musically-accompanied hallucinations, men with glowing eyes and a band called The Squids of Forbearance.

In the hands of most people, this array of ingredients would amount to a dog’s (or hyena’s) breakfast, but Simon Spurrier’s script cuts between London (coloured by Nick Filardi), Afghanistan (Matt Wilson), and “The Red Place” (Lee Loughridge) with the kinetic grace of an early Guy Ritchie film. The issue brims with meticulously-researched details that enhance rather than distract (check Spurrier’s page-by-page annotations at the back), and every page has something pointed to say about isolation, madness and power. No matter how crazy things get, I’m happy to go along for the ride as a reader – from busking in London to a chopper full of misfits over Afghanistan – because through it all, Lou seems just as incredulous as I am. “I think I got mugged by a werewolf,” she says at one point, and then she shrugs and goes on to play a gig at a hipster bar in Dalston, because what else are you going to do?

Even the most carefully-crafted story falls apart if the artist can’t keep up, but Ryan Kelly renders military hardware and transcendent psychedelia with crisp lines and excellent composition (compare panel layouts between London and Afghanistan scenes). Character designs are distinct without being exaggerated – even those who seem to be deliberate caricatures – and the werewolf designs are suitably monstrous, straining the edges of their containing panels with overwhelming menace.

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There are a few mushy bits in Cry Havoc. In a story where men posture and women act, Lou’s unflappability sometimes reads as inertness, and her unnamed zookeeper girlfriend is rather sour for someone we might be expected to feel sorry for (or mourn?) in future issues. I really had to dig to find those gripes, though, and in the face of the many things this issue accomplishes successfully, nitpicking is pedantry. Alan Moore called Cry Havoc “weaponised folklore that is unlike anything you’ve ever seen”, and I agree.

The second issue comes out February 24th and is available for digital pre-order now.

Update: I previously stated that Cry Havoc would be a 4-issue series. As evidenced by Ryan Kelly posting inks from issue 5 on Twitter, that assertion was incorrect.

Two supernatural novel series for your consideration

If only I had more free hours in my week, I could read and review every werewolf book or supernatural / paranormal novel series I come across! Since I don’t, I can’t – but if I see something that makes me wish I had the time, it’s worth sharing here. Today I have two books for you.

The Woman Who Tasted Death by DG Wood. From the web site:

Once an orphaned child found wandering the Trans-Canada highway, Darkly Stewart is now a grown woman and undercover RCMP Constable with the uncanny ability to taste the traces of murder that linger in the air. When the investigation into the murder of Darkly’s partner leads her to a gold rush era ghost town in the wilds of British Columbia, she uncovers the secrets of her own forgotten past. Wolf Woods is indeed a town destined for extinction, unless the residents that call it home can adopt recruits from the outside world… beginning with Darkly.

This is the first of a proposed 12-book series, which makes me a little nervous, but it’s set in my backyard and it references BC’s weird and often spooky gold rush history. Wood says the next book will be out in time for Halloween 2016, and a television adaptation may be in the works.

Day Soldiers, first book in a (currently) four-book series by Brandon Hale. Here’s what Jake Phillips (friend of the author) had to say about it in a recent email:

The series recounts a near future after vampires and werewolves have declared war upon humanity. Since I know vampires aren’t your bag, I’ll just say that the werewolves would, judging by your website, be well-received.

These books are essentially rated PG-13 or so, with plenty of action, violence and some scary scenes. It’s kind of an opposite of Twilight: a light, pulpy read with monsters who act like MONSTERS, rather than mooning emo brats.

Day Soldiers has got over 300 reviews on Amazon, most of which are quite positive and all of which seem to be from real humans who actually read the book. Sometimes I just want some monster mayhem, and this sounds like it delivers.

KC Green’s brilliant, terrible “Good Boy” considers the benefits of lycanthropy

I’m a fan of artist/writer/animator KC Green. After ending his brilliant Gunshow comic (samples of which you have almost certainly seen whether you know it or not), KC launched three new comics. Back is a surreal fairy tale done in collaboration with Anthony Clark, Pinocchio is a faithful retelling of Carlo Collodi’s original story, and He is a Good Boy… well, HIAGB is hard to describe.

Imagine if your late 20’s / early-30’s millennial worries about your bad job, worse prospects, miserable apartment and constant anxiety were compressed into a surly, selfish, painfully self-aware alcoholic avatar… who is also an acorn. That’s Crange, protagonist of HIAGB and “the last acorn to leave his tree”.

Crange faces many challenges in the comic’s episodic vignettes – the violent death of his home, abduction by a serial killer spider who turns his victims into pretentious works of art, and forced participation in an armed robbery by a gang of sentient rocks, to name a few – and he steadfastly refuses to learn from any of it. He’s terrible, but he’s good enough to feel bad about being terrible, and therein lies the opportunity for weird, gross, strangely profound lessons.

In the current episode, which began last week, Crange is on a collision course with a werewolf. Five pages in, there’s already been one gory death, an introduction to the werewolf character, and plenty of increasingly ludicrous speculations by Crange on the fringe benefits of lycanthropy. Even ignoring the werewolf thing, stories like this are why I adore KC’s work and HIAGB in particular. If you can’t find parallels between situations in your own life and Crange’s unfounded rationalizations in the face of terror, you’re probably a dead tree, or a sentient rock.

You can start reading He is a Good Boy here, and you can suppport KC Green on Patreon here. I recommend both!

Mind’s Eye Theatre: “Werewolf the Apocalypse” for the LARPer in your life

Now, at long last, there’s a way to get dressed up in a werewolf costume and run around in a local park or forest… for experience points! The Laughing Hyena writes in to share news of a Kickstarter campaign for an officially-sanctioned, self-contained (and already funded) Werewolf The Apocalypse Live Action Roleplay book.

In the interest of getting you The Main Info I’m going to quote directly from The Laughing Hyena’s email:

This Kickstarter is from By Night Studios, which previously did the MET Vampire KS [which raised almost a quarter million dollars – AQ]. It’s all about live action role-playing or LARP’ing, if that’s your thing to do (Dressing up as werewolves or howling and growling at people).

By Night Studios is offering Tribe, Auspice, Rank, Breed, and Fera pins for the very first time as add-ons (if they get unlocked). Those that remember the old White Wolf pins know that Werewolf only got two official pins made for it previously, while Vampire got tons.

Also the Ajaba (werehyenas) never got a proper write-up of rules of any kind in the old White Wolf MET books, so this might be the first time they get in.

From the campaign:

Mind’s Eye Theatre: Werewolf The Apocalypse draws on more than two decades’ worth of material from the iconic World of Darkness game setting. The rules are designed and adapted specifically for the Live Action Roleplay environment, while honoring the original editions. Modern design methods meet classic feel in our new expression of the game!

Our book is approximately 80% developed, and this Mind’s Eye Theatre: Werewolf The Apocalypse Kickstarter allows us to complete the development and publication process. We estimate delivery on or before December 2016 for both PDF and Softcover versions of the book, as well as the Hardcover if it is unlocked. We have been working tirelessly for many months to write and test our new product.

A 400-page “gamma” PDF of the rules is available here, if you want to see what they’re up to. The finished book will contain art (like the image at the top of this post) by Werewolf fan and “Legendary Photographer and Artist” Scott Harben.

I have never LARP’d, and I may never LARP, but everyone I’ve ever met who did it seemed to regard it as a peak roleplaying / social experience. If you’re into playing Werewolf, live action role playing, or just chomping down on some juicy Werewolf lore, check this campaign out.