Author: Angela Quinton

Angela Quinton is a writer, designer and web developer from Canada. She's also a colossal werewolf nerd who wrote her first werewolf story on her mom's typewriter at age 11. When not writing code or geeking out over werewolf stuff, Angela runs trails, spots trains, and throws rocks at the Pacific Ocean. She lives near Vancouver, Canada, with their lovely and tolerant wife, three feline malcontents and an increasingly terrible dachshund.

“No Dog” by Esben and the Witch

Here’s an exchange I had on Facebook last night with Dan Wallbank, friend and Werewolves Versus contributor. He had just posted this Esben and the Witch song.

AQ: Fucking hell, dude, Esben and the Witch, where did THEY come from

Dan: I was working with Quietus playing on Youtube and it just transitioned seamlessly to that song. I thought it was just Quietus with guest vocals and went to repeat the track and was like… wait. There are no Q’s in this description at all. At that point I had to stop working, crank the volume and just listen.

I encourage you to do the same. Great song, great lyrics, killer performance.

Esben and the Witch are a three piece rock band from the UK, currently residing in Germany and named after a Danish fairytale. “No Dog” was first released in 2014 on an untitled split EP with Thought Forms, then later that year on their album A New Nature, available on BandcampAmazon and iTunes.

“Little Dead Rotting Hood” looks like a rejected Mystery Incorporated episode

I saw part of a commercial for Little Dead Rotting Hood in January and managed to forget about it until this morning, when I was updating the werewolf movie list. This is an Asylum release so don’t get your hopes up – I just watched the trailer and it was putrid.

  • A woman stumbles through the foggy moonlit woods, pursued by the stock “snarling” sound effects that came on a Sound Blaster demo CD and what IMDB reassures me are real wolves.
  • A townie (who seems to think they’re in a Scooby-Doo episode) says that someone got killed down by “the Old Wolf Lady’s place”.
  • A wise cop tells a roomful of her panicked colleagues that they “are dealing with a new breed of wolves”. The camera cuts away before anyone can say “jinkies”.
  • Eric Balfour looks incredulous, like he hit his head on the seafloor while surfing and he expects to wake up from this nightmare production at any moment.
  • A huge CG werewolf that looks like a custom Unreal Tournament 2004 model.

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The worst part was this voiceover:

“What” …big?

“big” okay TEETH come on hurry UP

“teeth” you’ve dragged this out over 10 seconds already if you don’t end it with anything other than ‘you have’ I’m going to cut my own head off

“you have” goodbye forever

goodbye

Why am I in this

Instant Moonlight & Werewolf Biscuits at Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

If you’re a monster in need of a pick-me-up (or a human in need of a unique souvenir), check out Hoxton Street Monster Supplies in London. Like a cross between the SRA and a Diagon Alley transplant, they sell “goods for the Living, Dead and Undead” – real edibles and novel objects cunningly designed by We Made This Ltd to appear both terrifying and delightful.

They have several products designed for werewolves, the most useful of which is this jar of Moonlight, “For a quite immediate and singularly effective transformation from human to werewolf, for the modern lycanthrope who finds waiting an entire month for a full moon an utterly inconvenient bore.” Don’t let the fact that it’s a solar-charged battery and a blue-tinted LED lamp inside a frosted mason jar discourage you – under its glow, any kid (and any cool adult) will definitely feel the fur start to grow on their skin.

Werewolf BiscuitsAlso, coming mid-March, they’re introducing Werewolf Biscuits, guaranteed to help any lycanthrope “maintain a rich, glossy coat”. You may also be interested in Tinned Creeping Dread, which actually contains candy and a short story, or Fang Floss, endorsed by David Kessler and designed to remove “common forms of fang-matter”.

Due to a “rather inconvenient curse“, all Monster Supplies profits go to the Ministry of Stories, “a local writing and mentoring centre in east London, where anyone aged eight to 18 can come and discover their own gift for writing.” A wonderful cause worthy of support, and all the more reason to avail yourself of their products, whether you’re local or (like me) stuck gazing longingly at their online store.

Thanks to Todd and Crys for letting me know about Hoxton Street Monster Supplies.

A surly werewolf in the bathtub: “Wilde Life” Volume One

Add ongoing comic Wilde Life by Pascalle Lepas to the growing list of things I should be reading.

Oscar rented an old house off craigslist, then things got weird…

First it was meeting the ghost of a 1940s mathematician in the upstairs hallway, then it was finding a teenage werewolf in the bathtub. Now Oscar doesn’t know what will show up next. Maybe that’s okay, as long as nothing eats him.

Wilde Life is a supernatural adventure/horror series set in a small town in rural Oklahoma. It focuses on stories about creatures from Native American mythology as witnessed and documented by a journalist from Chicago, Illinois.

It launched on September 29th, 2014 and is written and illustrated by Pascalle Lepas.

You can read the whole thing from the start (almost 200 pages!) online for free right now, and there’s an already-funded Kickstarter for the first volume running until March 15th. If you like what people are making, try to support them!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lepas/wilde-life-volume-one

Review: Spurrier & Kelly’s “Cry Havoc” #1

The first issue of Simon Spurrier & Ryan Kelly’s Image title “Cry Havoc opens with a foreboding quote from Joseph Conrad’s “Heart of Darkness” and a lecture on gendered power dynamics in hyena packs. It concludes with protagonist Louise “Lou” Canton at gunpoint in a cage (not a spoiler, relax), her jailor waxing philosophical while an astonishingly bearded man and a woman in a niqab look on like video game mini-bosses. There are three time periods in the story, each with its own distinct locations and colourists. There are CH47-F Chinook helicopters, exploding goats, musically-accompanied hallucinations, men with glowing eyes and a band called The Squids of Forbearance.

In the hands of most people, this array of ingredients would amount to a dog’s (or hyena’s) breakfast, but Simon Spurrier’s script cuts between London (coloured by Nick Filardi), Afghanistan (Matt Wilson), and “The Red Place” (Lee Loughridge) with the kinetic grace of an early Guy Ritchie film. The issue brims with meticulously-researched details that enhance rather than distract (check Spurrier’s page-by-page annotations at the back), and every page has something pointed to say about isolation, madness and power. No matter how crazy things get, I’m happy to go along for the ride as a reader – from busking in London to a chopper full of misfits over Afghanistan – because through it all, Lou seems just as incredulous as I am. “I think I got mugged by a werewolf,” she says at one point, and then she shrugs and goes on to play a gig at a hipster bar in Dalston, because what else are you going to do?

Even the most carefully-crafted story falls apart if the artist can’t keep up, but Ryan Kelly renders military hardware and transcendent psychedelia with crisp lines and excellent composition (compare panel layouts between London and Afghanistan scenes). Character designs are distinct without being exaggerated – even those who seem to be deliberate caricatures – and the werewolf designs are suitably monstrous, straining the edges of their containing panels with overwhelming menace.

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There are a few mushy bits in Cry Havoc. In a story where men posture and women act, Lou’s unflappability sometimes reads as inertness, and her unnamed zookeeper girlfriend is rather sour for someone we might be expected to feel sorry for (or mourn?) in future issues. I really had to dig to find those gripes, though, and in the face of the many things this issue accomplishes successfully, nitpicking is pedantry. Alan Moore called Cry Havoc “weaponised folklore that is unlike anything you’ve ever seen”, and I agree.

The second issue comes out February 24th and is available for digital pre-order now.

Update: I previously stated that Cry Havoc would be a 4-issue series. As evidenced by Ryan Kelly posting inks from issue 5 on Twitter, that assertion was incorrect.

Two supernatural novel series for your consideration

If only I had more free hours in my week, I could read and review every werewolf book or supernatural / paranormal novel series I come across! Since I don’t, I can’t – but if I see something that makes me wish I had the time, it’s worth sharing here. Today I have two books for you.

The Woman Who Tasted Death by DG Wood. From the web site:

Once an orphaned child found wandering the Trans-Canada highway, Darkly Stewart is now a grown woman and undercover RCMP Constable with the uncanny ability to taste the traces of murder that linger in the air. When the investigation into the murder of Darkly’s partner leads her to a gold rush era ghost town in the wilds of British Columbia, she uncovers the secrets of her own forgotten past. Wolf Woods is indeed a town destined for extinction, unless the residents that call it home can adopt recruits from the outside world… beginning with Darkly.

This is the first of a proposed 12-book series, which makes me a little nervous, but it’s set in my backyard and it references BC’s weird and often spooky gold rush history. Wood says the next book will be out in time for Halloween 2016, and a television adaptation may be in the works.

Day Soldiers, first book in a (currently) four-book series by Brandon Hale. Here’s what Jake Phillips (friend of the author) had to say about it in a recent email:

The series recounts a near future after vampires and werewolves have declared war upon humanity. Since I know vampires aren’t your bag, I’ll just say that the werewolves would, judging by your website, be well-received.

These books are essentially rated PG-13 or so, with plenty of action, violence and some scary scenes. It’s kind of an opposite of Twilight: a light, pulpy read with monsters who act like MONSTERS, rather than mooning emo brats.

Day Soldiers has got over 300 reviews on Amazon, most of which are quite positive and all of which seem to be from real humans who actually read the book. Sometimes I just want some monster mayhem, and this sounds like it delivers.

KC Green’s brilliant, terrible “Good Boy” considers the benefits of lycanthropy

I’m a fan of artist/writer/animator KC Green. After ending his brilliant Gunshow comic (samples of which you have almost certainly seen whether you know it or not), KC launched three new comics. Back is a surreal fairy tale done in collaboration with Anthony Clark, Pinocchio is a faithful retelling of Carlo Collodi’s original story, and He is a Good Boy… well, HIAGB is hard to describe.

Imagine if your late 20’s / early-30’s millennial worries about your bad job, worse prospects, miserable apartment and constant anxiety were compressed into a surly, selfish, painfully self-aware alcoholic avatar… who is also an acorn. That’s Crange, protagonist of HIAGB and “the last acorn to leave his tree”.

Crange faces many challenges in the comic’s episodic vignettes – the violent death of his home, abduction by a serial killer spider who turns his victims into pretentious works of art, and forced participation in an armed robbery by a gang of sentient rocks, to name a few – and he steadfastly refuses to learn from any of it. He’s terrible, but he’s good enough to feel bad about being terrible, and therein lies the opportunity for weird, gross, strangely profound lessons.

In the current episode, which began last week, Crange is on a collision course with a werewolf. Five pages in, there’s already been one gory death, an introduction to the werewolf character, and plenty of increasingly ludicrous speculations by Crange on the fringe benefits of lycanthropy. Even ignoring the werewolf thing, stories like this are why I adore KC’s work and HIAGB in particular. If you can’t find parallels between situations in your own life and Crange’s unfounded rationalizations in the face of terror, you’re probably a dead tree, or a sentient rock.

You can start reading He is a Good Boy here, and you can suppport KC Green on Patreon here. I recommend both!

Mind’s Eye Theatre: “Werewolf the Apocalypse” for the LARPer in your life

Now, at long last, there’s a way to get dressed up in a werewolf costume and run around in a local park or forest… for experience points! The Laughing Hyena writes in to share news of a Kickstarter campaign for an officially-sanctioned, self-contained (and already funded) Werewolf The Apocalypse Live Action Roleplay book.

In the interest of getting you The Main Info I’m going to quote directly from The Laughing Hyena’s email:

This Kickstarter is from By Night Studios, which previously did the MET Vampire KS [which raised almost a quarter million dollars – AQ]. It’s all about live action role-playing or LARP’ing, if that’s your thing to do (Dressing up as werewolves or howling and growling at people).

By Night Studios is offering Tribe, Auspice, Rank, Breed, and Fera pins for the very first time as add-ons (if they get unlocked). Those that remember the old White Wolf pins know that Werewolf only got two official pins made for it previously, while Vampire got tons.

Also the Ajaba (werehyenas) never got a proper write-up of rules of any kind in the old White Wolf MET books, so this might be the first time they get in.

From the campaign:

Mind’s Eye Theatre: Werewolf The Apocalypse draws on more than two decades’ worth of material from the iconic World of Darkness game setting. The rules are designed and adapted specifically for the Live Action Roleplay environment, while honoring the original editions. Modern design methods meet classic feel in our new expression of the game!

Our book is approximately 80% developed, and this Mind’s Eye Theatre: Werewolf The Apocalypse Kickstarter allows us to complete the development and publication process. We estimate delivery on or before December 2016 for both PDF and Softcover versions of the book, as well as the Hardcover if it is unlocked. We have been working tirelessly for many months to write and test our new product.

A 400-page “gamma” PDF of the rules is available here, if you want to see what they’re up to. The finished book will contain art (like the image at the top of this post) by Werewolf fan and “Legendary Photographer and Artist” Scott Harben.

I have never LARP’d, and I may never LARP, but everyone I’ve ever met who did it seemed to regard it as a peak roleplaying / social experience. If you’re into playing Werewolf, live action role playing, or just chomping down on some juicy Werewolf lore, check this campaign out.

 

Blood, beheadings, beasts & bar brawls: “Werewolves Versus Romance” is out now!

Just in time for Valentine’s Day / Horny Werewolf Day (née Lupercalia) / “Eat a lot of chocolate and watch Netflix” day, here comes WEREWOLVES VERSUS ROMANCE! This is the second issue of the “werewolves + everything” magazine I make in collaboration with rad contributors, and I’m very excited and proud to share it with you.

In the first issue, we spent 84 pages visiting the 1990s. This new issue is over twice the size – 176 sweet pages of gory / violent / funny / sad / disturbing werewolf short stories, illustrations and comics, all on the theme of “what happens when you love and trust a fur-covered killing machine?”

Nineteen contributors worked incredibly hard for countless hours to make this issue a reality, and now you can download it for free or for whatever price you name. If you do pay, whether it’s $1 or $10,000, all proceeds go to the contributors and to producing future issues.

Thanks for your patience over the last few months as I worked to put this together – my posting schedule here on Werewolf News definitely suffered, but I think you’ll agree it was worth it. Check out Werewolves Versus Romance, and if you like it, let me, my collaborators, (and your friends) know!

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Wolverton, where werewolves “hang out and have pizza just like everyone else”

Author and artist Peter Von Brown wrote in to share his new comic, about a place that I would like to live.

I’m an author and artist who recently started up a webcomic called WOLVERTON, about [a] town of werewolves. It’s unconventional in that these are gentle werewolves, interested in hanging out like regular people in wolf form.

There are eight pages up so far, mostly depicting the discrimination that Talbot the 24/7 werewolf faces in his everyday life, despite just wanting to chill on his front lawn and eat chips. He’s eventually driven out of his home, but with some guidance from a magic 8-ball, discovers some clues about a place where his kind can pick up a pizza without getting hassled by the man.

The cute, colourful art and underlying gentleness contrast effectively with the reality that all kinds of people face exactly this sort of treatment every day. Wolverton updates on Wednesday. I’ve subscribed – check it out for yourself!