President of Universal Calls “The Wolfman” one of “the shittiest movies we put out”

From a Movieline article about Universal’s COO & President Ron Meyer speaking at the Savannah Film Festival:

Universal’s biggest recent disappointment? The Wolfman.
“We make a lot of shitty movies,” Meyer admitted. “Every one of them breaks my heart.”

“We set out to make good ones. One of the worst movies we ever made was Wolfman.Wolfman and Babe 2 are two of the shittiest movies we put out, but by the same token we made movies we believe in. We did United 93, which is one of the movies I’m most proud of.”

A little later in the interview, Wolfman producer Stratton Leopold ambles over from his “family-run ice cream shop across the street” (I swear I’m not making this up) to contribute his two cents.

Meyer, good naturedly: “It’s one of those movies, the moment I saw it I thought, ‘What have we all done here?’ That movie was crappy.”

Leopold: “I said the same thing before the reshoot. I said, ‘Why are we spending all of this? Let’s shoot two scenes to create some sympathy for the [hero] and that’s it,’ but…”

Meyer: “We all went wrong. It was one of those things… like I said, we make a lot of bad movies. That’s one we should have smelled out a long time ago. It was wrong. The script never got right…”

Leopold: “The cast -”

Meyer: “—was awful. The director was wrong. Benicio [del Toro] stunk. It all stunk.”

The board of directors at NBCUniversal need to hand these two gormless, spineless motherfuckers their walking papers on the double. These guys contributed directly to the mis-management of an A-list film that subsequently flops, then they casually shit all over the cast and crew they let down with their miserable leadership. What a great way to inspire the people working for you – and cultivate a loyal audience.

You can read the entire interview on Movieline if you want – Meyer’s reasons for getting into the film industry are oh so noble – but I’m going to go look at pictures of Rick Baker holding his Oscar.

photo: WireImage

A New “Underworld Awakening” Trailer To Get Excited(?) About

Inter-species war? A werewolf-vampire hybrid? “Lycans” in the sewer? Black PVC and improbable acrobatics? I’m worried that the Underworld franchise is starting to edge into self-parody. Kate looks like she’s having fun, though. Plus, that giant guy could make for an interesting mini-boss, as long as he avoids falling helicopters (insert slide-whistle sound here).

Finally! A “Strippers Vs. Werewolves” Trailer

And on an evening where the streets are crawling with werewolves and ladies in vinyl “sexy fill-in-the-blank” Leg Avenue costumes! This looks really silly but also delightfully self-aware. Plus, dang, that Robert Englund!

From the “Community” Halloween Episode – Annie’s Discompassionately Macabre Scary Story

From last night’s Community episode, “Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps”.

“Teach me to read?” “Awww!

Also, in case NBC kills the video, here are some animated GIFs of the scene you came to this post to see (thanks to drain-the-blood for posting and @Salome for pointing these out).

David Lapham’s Upcoming Comic “Ferals” Promises Fur, Claws & a Killer Story

The magic of Google Alerts has brought to my attention an upcoming comic series written by David Lapham (Stray Bullets, Crossed: Family Values) and illustrated by Gabriel Andrade Jr. (Lady Death). If this interview at Bleeding Cool (and the issue 1 “gore” cover) is any indication, “Ferals” is going to be a delightfully fucked-up gore-fest – and with Eisner-winner Lapham at the wheel, you know the story’s going to be great.

“If you were longing for an HBO series about werewolves, forget that and buy FERALS,” Lapham says. “It’s everything that TV show would be if it existed — which it doesn’t — and more, because we have no rules. This is a solid series full of true horror and violence, and built on strong characters that has no limits in terms of where we take it.  No limits.”

Despite appearances, the creatures in Ferals aren’t strictly werewolves.

…this isn’t a take on the mystical werewolf, full moon and all that. This is about a different kind of person. There are different forms to them but they don’t change back and forth like the Hulk… There are several other tricks up a Feral’s sleeve, and we’ll see that and some other more altered forms of the Feral condition, but we’ll save that for the comics.

The title will be published by Avatar, and issue 1 should be out in January 2012. For more, read the full article at Bleeding Cool. Below are two more issue 1 cover treatments – a wrapper version, and the (NSFW) “gore” cover the wrapper is ostensibly covering. Werewolves or not, Andrade Jr. can draw some mean monsters.

She-Wolf Wants to Know: Who’s Your Favourite Female Werewolf?

Academic, writer, publisher, friend and fellow werewolf enthusiast Dr. Hannah Priest has a terrific post up on her blog, She-Wolf, in which a number of contributors (including your humble servant) make a case for our favourite female werewolves. Hannah’s the authority on lady lycanthropes, so the results of this poll will be canonical – we’ll be logging the results with the Library of Congress and Wolfram Alpha.

The nominees are:

  1. Kelsey ‘Boobs’ Bornstein (in ‘Boobs’ by Suzy McKee Charnas)
  2. Sergeant Angua (in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series)
  3. Wolfgirl’ (in The Company of Wolves)
  4. Nina (in Being Human)
  5. Kitty Norville (in Carrie Vaughn’s Kitty Norville books)
  6. Brigitte Fitzgerald (in Ginger Snaps: Unleashed)
  7. White Fell (in Clemence Housman’s The Were-Wolf)
  8. Leah Clearwater (in Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series)

I nominated Brigitte Fitzgerald, but she’s up against some pretty tough company. Read through each contributor’s analysis and post your vote (or write in your own) on the She-Wolf blog, then come back here and defend your choice (unless you picked Brigitte).

Howling at the Map

Via Frank Jacobs’ Strange Maps segment of Big Think comes this image of “a relatively rare poster for An American Werewolf in London, arguably the best horror/comic film ever made”. Arguably the best werewolf film ever made, Frank. He posted this under the title of ‘Lycanthropography‘, a very specific word which I nonetheless feel needs to be used more often.

Yet Another MMO, But This Time With Werewolves

Via VG247, there are reports of the Korean branch of Epic Games working on an MMORPG called Bless, to be powered by Unreal Engine 3 and published by Neowiz, who most recently brought the free-to-play Alliance of Valiant Arms to Steam. As yet, there’s no news on when it’ll be released, or whether it’ll be available in Korea-only or worldwide.

From the teaser trailer below, it seems to hit most of the generic fantasy buttons, with one notable exception: it’s got werewolves in it. Werewolves that you can play, and fight people with, and go around being awesome. We assume. Not many details have been released on the game, but if nothing else they can put together some pretty CGI.

I Got Your Next Purchase Right Here: “Feeding Ground” Graphic Novel & Trailer

I’ve read a lot of werewolf comics in the years that I’ve been running Werewolf News, and some of them have been quite good, but Archaia’s Feeding Ground stands above them all as my absolute favourite. It’s that simple. It succeeds on every level: as a compelling story eerily grounded in reality, as a collection of astounding artwork that simmers with heat and tension, as a serious commentary on a life-and-death social issue and as a self-contained objet d’art crafted by three friends who wanted to make something great, and then did.

Now all six issues have been collected as a hardcover graphic novel, and as your official werewolf life-coach, I advise you to go check it out, either from Amazon or your local comic shop. (more…)

“Dog Soldiers” Finally Returns, with a Web Series & Sequel in the Works

2002’s Dog Soliders is one of those polarizing werewolf movies – either you love it or you’re not a real person. Murmurs of a sequel called Fresh Meat faded back in 2006, but now Kismet Entertainment has plans to bring our super-tall, super-skinny werewolf friends back to the screen. Two plans, actually: a web series called Dog Soliders: Legacy, and an as-of-yet untitled full-length sequel. No release dates have been announced for either, although Kismet has released a trailer for Legacy (somewhat confusingly titled Red) and a handful of promotional stills. I’m kind of on the fence about the trailer, but come on… more Dog Soliders! Additional details will presumably appear on Kismet’s site as they become available.

Hat-tip: ArcLight