Category: Film, Television & Music

Believe it or not, there are werewolf movies other than “An American Werewolf in London”.

Do you like: Underworld? Kate Beckinsale? Giant werewolves? Then watch this TV spot.

I am not excited about ANY of this, but I like the “vampires & lycans vs. humans” approach, and while its giant size is a dumb gimmick, I quite like the design of the “big bad lycan”. I’M ALL OVER THE MAP, I KNOW.

Maybe I Want to Watch “Dino Wolf”. Is That Okay?

I just read a Dread Central review for “Dino Wolf”, a 2011 horror film that was apparently born as “Dire Wolf” and is now lurching around getting blood on everything. Normally this isn’t something I would look at twice, but this quote from the review piqued my interest:

With an emphasis on practical special effects over computer animation, [director] Fred Olen Ray should be applauded for going this route with his latest creature feature. Had this been a Syfy movie, the monster would have been a fully computer-generated dire wolf and probably wouldn’t have looked anywhere near as realistically ghastly as this monster suit does. Yeah, it’s obviously a werewolf suit, but it’s a damn good one.

A bipedal werewolf executed via suit-based practical effects – YES. I’ve sat through many a terrible film in the hopes of seeing a werewolf done well in this way, and if Dino Wolf can deliver, I’ll check it out regardless of what the rest of the film content is like (luckily, it sounds pretty okay). The trailer below has quite a few shots of the creature (mostly causing violent deaths – lotta gore, there), and it reminds me of the werewolves from Werewolf the TV series – that’s a good thing.

Dino Wolf is available on the Internet’s never-ending product hole, Amazon, for fifteen bucks. I think… I think I’m gonna get it. Have you seen it? What did you think?

“Jack and Diane” Release Date Announced

It’s time for my yearly post about Jack and Diane, the on-again-off-again (on again) werewolf film by writer/director Bradley Rust Gray. As I learned from a post on Werewolves.com earlier today, the film has a theatrical release date of June 1st 2012, although its Facebook page also mentions an “on demand” release on April 27rd. I’m using quotes there because I’m sure whichever media provider’s facilitating the April 27th release isn’t available here in Canada. Thanks, CRTC.

But I digress! If you don’t know anything about Jack and Diane, here, let me fix that for you:

Jack (Riley Keough) and Diane (Juno Temple), two teenage girls, meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane’s charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack’s tough skinned heart. But when Jack discovers that Diane is moving she pushes her away. Unable to grasp her new feelings, Diane’s emotions begin to cause unexplainable violent changes to her body. Through these awkward and insecure feelings, the two girls must struggle to turn their first love into an enduring one.

I’m excited that this is finally coming out!

Full Moon Features: 70 Years of The Wolf Man

On December 12, 1941, a horror legend was born, and it couldn’t have come at a better time for Universal Studios, which had ruled the roost in the first half of the ’30s with such iconic monster movies as Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy and The Invisible Man. It wasn’t until the success of 1935’s Bride of Frankenstein, though, that the studio caught the sequel bug, resulting in the production of Dracula’s Daughter, Son of Frankenstein, The Mummy’s Hand and The Invisible Man Returns — films that may have looked good in the ledger books, but lacked the spark of originality that a wholly new monster would create. Enter Curt Siodmak.

Along with his brother Robert, Curt Siodmak had been part of the mass exodus of talent from the German film industry during the ’30s, and the fact that they ultimately landed in Hollywood was no accident. Robert found steady work as a director, most notably on some of the signature noir films of the ’40s, but Curt primarily earned his keep as a screenwriter, getting his start in horror with 1940’s The Invisible Man Returns, which he tailored to Vincent Price’s talents, and a pair of films for Boris Karloff — Black Friday and The Ape. It was with The Wolf Man the following year, however, that he struck pay dirt, creating the iconic character of reluctant lycanthrope Larry Talbot and inventing much of the mythology that comes to mind when people think of werewolves today.

For the benefit of audiences who weren’t up on their werewolf lore (after all, Universal’s previous man-beast yarn, 1935’s Werewolf of London, had pointedly failed to become a hit), The Wolf Man helpfully opens with an encyclopedia entry on lycanthropy (or “werewolfism”) before establishing the “backwards” old-world locale where such superstitions are still whispered about in earnest. We’re then introduced to the unmistakably American Larry Talbot (Lon Chaney, Jr. in his defining role), the prodigal son and heir to Talbot Castle who has been away in America for 18 years and only returns after his older brother has been killed in a hunting accident. Chaney’s father (Claude Rains), a noted astronomer with a rigidly scientific mind, encourages him to get to know the people of the town, but the only one Chaney wants to make time with is antiques shop proprietress Evelyn Ankers, who just so happens to be engaged to Rains’s pipe-smoking gamekeeper (Patric Knowles). That, however, doesn’t prevent Chaney from pressing his suit and taking Ankers to visit the gypsies who have rolled into town to tell people’s fortunes.

At the gypsy camp they meet Bela (Bela Lugosi), the afflicted son of old gypsy woman Maleva (Maria Ouspenskaya), who sees tragedy looming but has no way of preventing it. In short order, Chaney kills Lugosi while he’s in wolf form, but Chaney is bitten in the process and becomes the prime suspect when Lugosi’s body (returned to human form and also with clothing on, but strangely no shoes) is discovered along with Chaney’s recently purchased wolf-headed walking stick. The curious thing about the murder investigation is the way the chief constable (Ralph Bellamy, another pipe smoker) actually leaves the murder weapon behind when he questions Chaney. Bellamy is also saddled with a bumbling assistant named Twiddle (Forrester Harvey), who provides the excruciating comic relief. One can only assume this character was foisted upon Curt Siodmak and producer/director George Waggner. After all, the Universal horror films of the ’30s had their over-the-top characters — why not this one, too?

Anyway, it takes a while for Chaney to come to terms with what he’s become (thanks to Jack Pierce’s incredible makeup job), reconciling his supernatural plight with his rational mind. (He also has to figure out how he can sit down in a chair in an undershirt, transform into a wolf man, and then be wearing a dark, long-sleeved shirt without having had time to put one on — or the dexterity necessary to do up the buttons.) And he isn’t helped much by his skeptical father, who dismisses lycanthropy as “a variety of schizophrenia” and refuses to send Chaney away despite his doctor’s recommendation. The sad thing is Rains has to lose both of his sons before he is able to accept that there are some things that can’t be explained away by science and reason. The look of devastation on his face at the end of the film tells the whole story.

It didn’t take long for Universal to realize it had a major hit on its hands. (I’ve often wondered whether its release less than a week after the bombing of Pearl Harbor and the subsequent declaration of war helped propel audience into The Wolf Man’s escapist fantasy set in a Europe completely untouched by military conflict.) Eager to capitalize on it, and prove that you can’t keep a good (or even a conflicted) werewolf down, the studio resurrected Larry Talbot two years later — with the help of Curt Siodmak, now their go-to monster man — for Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man. After 1942’s The Ghost of Frankenstein, it was clear that Frankenstein’s Monster needed a playmate if it was going to continue to be a viable property. This led to further monster match-ups with Dracula and others in House of Frankenstein and House of Dracula, until the end of the line was reached in 1948’s Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, which rather surprisingly managed to be more respectful to all three of them than either of the House films had been.

After that, six decades went by — and countless werewolves loped across movie screens — before Lawrence Talbot’s tragic story was revived with Universal’s 2010 remake The Wolfman (which has once been slated to be its 2008 remake, and then its 2009 remake). But that, my fine, furry friends, is a story for another time. For now, in this festive holiday season, take a moment to let out a howl for the most famous wolf man of all.

“Hey Werewolves” by El Dog – Clever Marketing, Awesome Music, Free (Pay What You Like) Album

Back at the start of October, I noticed that a lot of Werewolf News Twitter followers were beginning to retweet material from a Tumblr site called Hey Werewolves. The site’s sole content: werewolf photos and illustrations from elsewhere in the Tumblr ecosystem, posted with minimal commentary and a credit to the source. The site seemed to come out of nowhere, and with its stark logo, spartan layout and the clocklike regularity of its posts, it was hard to ignore. I’d started something kind of like it ages ago, but Hey Werewolves was doing it more consistently and with a style I admired, so I followed the Twitter account and enjoyed the steady stream of werewolf drawings and Instagram photos.

Then a week ago came a post titled “An album about being a Werewolf“:

A Glasgow band called El Dog are releasing a concept album about being a werewolf today. It’s free (pay what you like) to download and you can get it here.

I clicked through, and low and behold: the title of El Dog’s album is “Hey Werewolves”, and the cover art is the “Hey Werewolves” site logo over a field of lunar craters.

My initial reaction was to get indignant – how dare someone trick me like that? Win my interest and then advertise at me – but just as quickly, I realized 1) the material posted on the site was still great, and was still being posted, and 2) come on, a name-your-own-price concept album about being a fucking werewolf. How awesome is that?

Answer: real awesome. “Hey Werewolves” is great as a site, but even better as an album. I’m no music critic but I know what I like, and I like this. An album about werewolves could easily descend into melodrama or screechy angst, but El Dog have written nine songs that manage to be cinematic, intimate, earnest and dignified all at the same time. Imagine the delicate sincerity of Midlake crossed with the monolithic rumble of Pelican and you’ll be in the right neighbourhood. It’s certainly worth a listen, and if you like what you hear as much as I did, maybe send them a few bucks before you hit “download”. They’ve got MP3s and tasty FLACs, and they’ve even tagged the files with artwork and lyrics, bless ’em.

El Dog have got it figured out: Write a concept album full of great tunes, then market it directly to a niche audience that’s guaranteed to enjoy the marketing and the concept nearly as much as the music itself. It worked on me! Other bands, take notice.

Bye, George. Russell Tovey Leaves BBC’s “Being Human”

I love George. If you’ve seen the show, you love George too – and I don’t need to qualify that because you’re reading this post. He’s sweet, dorky, and a bad-ass werewolf – what’s not to adore? So, get ready to have your hairy little heart broken: as announced on his Twitter account and in this Guardian article, Russell Tovey has left BBC’s Being Human. Series 4 (airing 2012) will be the last in which he plays our favourite werewolf.

Tovey cites co-star Aidan Turner‘s departure from the show as a factor in the decision. “Aidan’s left to film The Hobbit in New Zealand,” he told The Guardian, “and going on without him on this fourth series felt strange.” That’s fine, that’s understandable, and it’s also deliciously ironic if you OH WAIT SPOILERS. Tovey’s other show Him & Her probably (definitely) had something to do with the decision as well – the first series was well-received, and the second series is currently earning positive reviews on BBC3.

Of course, George isn’t the only werewolf on Being Human, but dang, he’ll be missed. No word yet on how he’ll will be written out of the show– how would you do it, if you had a say in the story?

Help Support Local Werewolves & Fund Werewolf Short Film “Having a Drink”

Director Randy Smith wants to shoot a 20-minute short film called “Having a Drink”, based on a John Graham short story called Oges, and he’s using IndieGoGo to raise the (relatively trivial) $5,500 budget. I intend to help out, and I encourage you to consider it as well. My decision to contribute was based on the artwork alone (I’m a sucker for vector art, and come on, a werewolf’s hand holding a highball glass? Badass!), but the pitch video might help seal the deal. Observe:

So. Practical effects. At least two werewolves.  A sense of humour. Some pretty terrific perks for contributing (including editorial input on the film itself). Have a look at the campaign page for Having a Drink and help out if you can!

Full Moon Features: The Howling series, Part Two

When last we left the Howling series, director Phillipe Mora had just made a complete hash of the first sequel, 1985’s Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf, yet somehow felt qualified to take a crack at another one. How he was able to convince novelist Gary Brandner that he was the man for the job I have no idea, but once he had secured the sequel rights Mora set about writing a script that had no connection whatsoever to the earlier films and, in fact, took place in Australia, the land of kangaroos, koala bears and a once-thriving exploitation film industry (lovingly eulogized in the 2008 documentary Not Quite Hollywood). And that, for better or worse, is how 1987’s mind-bogglingly bizarre Howling III: The Marsupials came to be.

I knew going into it that Howling III wasn’t exactly going to be a work of high art. (As one of the interview subjects in Not Quite Hollywood put it, “We all knew it was rubbish. We knew everything was a joke.”) In this regard, it helps that Mora always intended it to be a comedy, as evidenced by the over-the-top characters and dialogue, but that still doesn’t excuse how slapdash the whole enterprise feels pretty much from the word dingo. And even if there are no actual dingoes in the film, its lycanthropes are descended from an extinct species of Tasmanian wolf, which explains why they have pouches. (Unsurprisingly, this is the only Howling film where this is the case.)

In an odd way, the film suffers from an overabundance of ideas. For starters, there’s the story of a rebellious young werewolf (Imogen Annesley) who leaves her tribe and resettles in Sydney, where she almost immediately meets an ambitious assistant director (Leigh Biolos) who casts her in a horror film called Shape Shifters, Part 8 (a joke that the series has actually caught up with thanks to this year’s The Howling: Reborn). To this, Mora adds a subplot about a Russian ballerina (Dasha Blahova) who defects to Australia in order to find her werewolf mate. (Her transformation in the middle of a rehearsal provides one of the film’s highlights.) Then there’s the college professor (Barry Otto) who’s eager to study the creatures and eventually develops something of an affinity for them. If only people could understand them, he believes, we wouldn’t be so afraid of them.

Even if the whole thing falls apart well before the climax (at a tacky-looking awards show hosted by Dame Edna Everage, of all people), Howling III is almost worth seeing for the early scene where Biolos takes Annesley to her first horror film (she’s lived a sheltered life in her remote hometown of Flow — yes, that is “Wolf” backwards) and she is decidedly unimpressed by the lengthy transformation sequence. Of course, since it was done for the movie within the movie, Mora and his crew deliberately set out to make it look as ridiculous as possible, which is not a claim that the makers of the next sequel can make — at least, not credibly.

Having reached a narrative dead end in the Australian outback, the Howling series was given a pointless reboot with 1988’s Howling IV: The Original Nightmare, which harkened back to Gary Brandner’s source novel. Actually, according to the opening credits, it’s based on all three of the Howling books, but for the most part the screenwriters stick to the story of the first one, save for the fact that the main character is no longer the victim of a savage rape. Instead, Marie (Romy Windsor) is a bestselling novelist who’s having such disturbing dreams and visions that her doctor prescribes a liberal dose of rest and relaxation. This prompts her bearded husband Richard (Michael T. Weiss) to rent a rustic cabin up in the mountains so she can get away from the big, bad city, but the peace and quiet is shattered their first night there when Marie hears a wolf howling nearby and stupidly asks, “What was that noise?” (Just once I’d like a character to hear a wolf howl in a movie and immediately know what it is.)

To his credit, director John Hough manages to bring a sense a menace to the scenes that take place in the nearby town of Drago, but his efforts are hampered somewhat by the barely passable American accents on most of the townspeople (not much of a surprise considering the film was shot in South Africa). This problem also extends to Marie’s agent, who mostly exists so Richard can have someone to be jealous of after he’s been seduced and bitten by she-wolf Eleanor (Lamya Derval), an artist who runs the local knickknack shop. The other major character is an ex-nun named Janice (Susanne Severeid) who helps Marie investigate the strange goings on in town, but their sleuthing skills are amateurish at best. In fact, it takes them so long to put things together that nearly an hour elapses before somebody says the word “werewolf” — and that’s a hell of a long time to keep your monster off-screen.

Then again, that was probably entirely by design because the werewolves in Howling IV are pretty pathetic. The main problem appears to be the makeup department’s inability to pick one design and run with it. Instead, there are at least half a dozen werewolf concepts ranging from ordinary wolves with glowing red eyes to an upright wolf man on two legs. Then there’s the matter of Richard’s ludicrous transformation, during which he dissolves into a puddle of goo and then reforms as a wolf-like thing. Meanwhile, all the other werewolves just sort of tease their hair out and glue on fangs and claws so they can swipe at Marie when she attempts to escape their clutches. It’s all pretty half-assed, which is why it’s not too surprising that the filmmakers can’t even be bothered to stick a proper ending on the thing.

Given its tiny budget and poor production values, it’s not surprising that Howling IV was the first sequel to go direct to video. And it was soon joined on the shelves by the likes of Howling V: The Rebirth (1989), Howling VI: The Freaks (1991) and Howling: New Moon Rising (1995). The last one even tried to tie together the events of the previous three, and topped Howling III‘s marsupial werewolves by adding line dancing into the mix. More an act of desperation than a legitimate film, New Moon Rising sounded the death knell for a series that had been thoroughly run into the ground in the space of a decade and a half. No wonder it took just as long before the time was ripe for it to be Reborn. (The fact that a little something called Twilight came out in the interim may have something to do with that, but that’s a discussion for another time.)

A Spanish Werewolf Film to Look Out For – “Game of Werewolves”

Shock Till You Drop has some great scans from the promo booklet for an upcoming Spanish horror/comedy, Game of Werewolves. I don’t want Werewolf News to be one of those sites that copy-pastes all the juice from another site’s articles, so I’m going to post two photos and the teaser trailer. Check them out, then go see the rest at STYD!

You might also want to have a look at the film’s official web site, which has more video and a weekly production blog.

Yes, that’s a lot of werewolves at once!

President of Universal Calls “The Wolfman” one of “the shittiest movies we put out”

From a Movieline article about Universal’s COO & President Ron Meyer speaking at the Savannah Film Festival:

Universal’s biggest recent disappointment? The Wolfman.
“We make a lot of shitty movies,” Meyer admitted. “Every one of them breaks my heart.”

“We set out to make good ones. One of the worst movies we ever made was Wolfman.Wolfman and Babe 2 are two of the shittiest movies we put out, but by the same token we made movies we believe in. We did United 93, which is one of the movies I’m most proud of.”

A little later in the interview, Wolfman producer Stratton Leopold ambles over from his “family-run ice cream shop across the street” (I swear I’m not making this up) to contribute his two cents.

Meyer, good naturedly: “It’s one of those movies, the moment I saw it I thought, ‘What have we all done here?’ That movie was crappy.”

Leopold: “I said the same thing before the reshoot. I said, ‘Why are we spending all of this? Let’s shoot two scenes to create some sympathy for the [hero] and that’s it,’ but…”

Meyer: “We all went wrong. It was one of those things… like I said, we make a lot of bad movies. That’s one we should have smelled out a long time ago. It was wrong. The script never got right…”

Leopold: “The cast -”

Meyer: “—was awful. The director was wrong. Benicio [del Toro] stunk. It all stunk.”

The board of directors at NBCUniversal need to hand these two gormless, spineless motherfuckers their walking papers on the double. These guys contributed directly to the mis-management of an A-list film that subsequently flops, then they casually shit all over the cast and crew they let down with their miserable leadership. What a great way to inspire the people working for you – and cultivate a loyal audience.

You can read the entire interview on Movieline if you want – Meyer’s reasons for getting into the film industry are oh so noble – but I’m going to go look at pictures of Rick Baker holding his Oscar.

photo: WireImage