Author: Angela Quinton

Angela Quinton is a writer, designer and web developer from Canada. She's also a colossal werewolf nerd who wrote her first werewolf story on her mom's typewriter at age 11. When not writing code or geeking out over werewolf stuff, Angela runs trails, spots trains, and throws rocks at the Pacific Ocean. She lives near Vancouver, Canada, with their lovely and tolerant wife, three feline malcontents and an increasingly terrible dachshund.

Book Review: “Werewolves – An Illustrated Journal of Transformation” by Paul Jessup

Werewolves – An Illustrated Journal of Transformation is the tale of Alice, a young woman who gets attacked by a pack of wolf-like creatures and then documents her changes (and those of her brother Mark, who was attacked too) over three weeks with journal entries and evocative illustrations. Writer Paul Jessup and artist Allyson Haller have created a teenaged femme werewolf tale that stands shoulder to shaggy shoulder with Ginger Snaps.

It seems like there a lot of ways a journal-style project like this could go wrong: clumsy narrative info-dumps, poor pacing, inauthentic voice, incidental or uninteresting illustrations. Werewolves suffers from none of these problems. The events we expect to read about – the attack, the mysterious symptoms, the strange people following her and wooing her brother – are detailed but not belaboured. Alice is clearly frightened but there’s no overwrought hand-wringing or dire pronouncements. The entries do a wonderful job of conveying Alice’s emotions and the increasing tension and danger of the story – but there’s also a melancholy sort of sweetness, too, and a real sense of sisterly concern when she writes about Mark. The writing is intimate without feeling voyeuristic, which is quite a feat considering we’re reading a teenager’s private thoughts.

The text in Werewolves is balanced out with an abundance of beautiful illustrations, rendered in what looks like graphite and watercolours. The palette is predominantly a range of warm greys, with one or two bright colours picked out as highlights. In the first half of the book, these bright colours are lively, but as the story progresses, the highlights become increasingly sanguine. Given the subject matter of the book, much care and attention is given to drawing werewolves in various stages of transformation, in styles ranging from portraits of Alice’s new “friends” (and an amazing double self-portrait) to anatomical studies of werewolf hands, feet, jaws and the like. Although Haller (or should I say Alice?) has drawn some of the most ferally gorgeous werewolves I’ve seen, her portraits of humans are stunning. As with the writing, so much of Werewolves‘ art is about conveying a mood rather than action, and there are some real successes – the drawings of those kids snarling and grinning in their hoodies, for instance, or an achingly sweet image of Alice and Mark’s mother.

I have just one complaint about Werewolves, and I’m laying the issue at the feet of the book’s designers, Kasey Free and Katie Stahnke (if you don’t know what the word “kerning” means, you can skip this paragraph). The journal entries are set in a clumsy handwriting font with perfectly regular leading. The writing style and illustrations are organic, but the machinelike regularity of the lettering goes a long way towards trashing the verisimilitude so carefully crafted by the words and images. I appreciate that books have to be produced on a timeline and under budgetary constraints, but seriously, Chronicle Books, you should have allocated the funds to get this thing hand-lettered. Design nerd rant: over.

Werewolves came out over a year ago, and I’ve been in love with it for nearly as long. It’s a nearly-perfect blend of emotionally authentic teenage anxieties and chaotic scenes of lycanthropic carnage. I highly recommend you pick up a copy – Amazon has it for stupid cheap at the moment. Read it a dozen times and you’ll still find yourself leafing through it to admire a passage or drawing. I certainly did – that’s why it took me a year to finally write this review!

Teens Vs. Werewolves “Monster-Take-Down” Comic “Extinct” Gets 80’s Nostalgia Right

80’s pop culture has been resurrected over the last five years, mostly in zombified incarnations designed to sell tchotchkes and t-shirts to those of us who were kids then (full disclosure: I am wearing a Ghostbusters t-shirt as I write this). It’s not hard to make new things look like they’re from the era of denim, neon pink and new releases on VHS. However, it’s extraordinarily difficult to make something feel authentically 80’s, especially when it comes to replicating something with the kids-on-a-dangerous-adventure vibe that was the core of so many awesome creative endeavours of the time. Only two things I’ve seen in the last few years have captured that Goonies-style zeitgeist: The movie Monster House and now, the high school kids versus werewolves comic Extinct.

From the Extinct web site:

Texas,1985. On the first full moon of the year a small town named Spring Valley gets taken over by werewolves. Teenagers Jimmy Reynolds, (the town outsider), Nick Evans (his best and only friend), and the girl next door, Lauren Finch, have to make the werewolves EXTINCT. Can they live long enough to figure out why Jimmy is the only one who can save the town?

Writer / creator Fabian Rangel Jr. populates Extinct‘s world with classic 80’s archetypes who look, say and act as though they’re from a werewolf-centric version of Monster Squad. All of your favourites are here: snobby prep girl, unaccountably ostracized everykid, his wise-crackin’ rebel sidekick, the jock villain with the amazing mullet. Somehow, Fabian takes these stock characters and combines them in a way that effortlessly invokes the “holy shit, anything could happen!” energy that made Exctinct‘s 1980’s ancestors so amazing. As Fabian writes in his blog:

This comic is my love letter to all of those awesome 80s movies where kids had to take down monsters. It’s influenced by The Monster Squad, The Lost Boys, and also The Goonies, Teen Wolf, and even The Breakfast Club. It’s pretty much just 80s as fuck.

The werewolves in Extinct (and there are a lot of them) are of a design that will appeal to most Werewolf News readers. They’re tall, rangy (if a bit top-heavy) and artist Jethro Morales has given them lupine faces with just enough humanity to make them unnerving. There are some awesome transformation scenes, too, if that’s your thing (of course it’s your thing). Letterer Ed Brisson‘s work is crispy – crispy. The guy could put on a clinic about leading.

Individual issues of Extinct were meant to be distributed by Diamond, but that didn’t happen because of Reasons. Instead, you can order the graphic novel (which contains all six issues) from your local comic shop – it’s on page 304 of this month’s Previews. If you’re a werewolf fan craving a hit of some authentic 80’s action/horror sweetness, I recommend you go get your car keys now, because you’re going to want to read Extinct.

Update 2015-10-09: Extinct is not available to buy anywhere anymore, seemingly on purpose, which is a real shame.

“Hey Werewolves” by El Dog – Clever Marketing, Awesome Music, Free (Pay What You Like) Album

Back at the start of October, I noticed that a lot of Werewolf News Twitter followers were beginning to retweet material from a Tumblr site called Hey Werewolves. The site’s sole content: werewolf photos and illustrations from elsewhere in the Tumblr ecosystem, posted with minimal commentary and a credit to the source. The site seemed to come out of nowhere, and with its stark logo, spartan layout and the clocklike regularity of its posts, it was hard to ignore. I’d started something kind of like it ages ago, but Hey Werewolves was doing it more consistently and with a style I admired, so I followed the Twitter account and enjoyed the steady stream of werewolf drawings and Instagram photos.

Then a week ago came a post titled “An album about being a Werewolf“:

A Glasgow band called El Dog are releasing a concept album about being a werewolf today. It’s free (pay what you like) to download and you can get it here.

I clicked through, and low and behold: the title of El Dog’s album is “Hey Werewolves”, and the cover art is the “Hey Werewolves” site logo over a field of lunar craters.

My initial reaction was to get indignant – how dare someone trick me like that? Win my interest and then advertise at me – but just as quickly, I realized 1) the material posted on the site was still great, and was still being posted, and 2) come on, a name-your-own-price concept album about being a fucking werewolf. How awesome is that?

Answer: real awesome. “Hey Werewolves” is great as a site, but even better as an album. I’m no music critic but I know what I like, and I like this. An album about werewolves could easily descend into melodrama or screechy angst, but El Dog have written nine songs that manage to be cinematic, intimate, earnest and dignified all at the same time. Imagine the delicate sincerity of Midlake crossed with the monolithic rumble of Pelican and you’ll be in the right neighbourhood. It’s certainly worth a listen, and if you like what you hear as much as I did, maybe send them a few bucks before you hit “download”. They’ve got MP3s and tasty FLACs, and they’ve even tagged the files with artwork and lyrics, bless ’em.

El Dog have got it figured out: Write a concept album full of great tunes, then market it directly to a niche audience that’s guaranteed to enjoy the marketing and the concept nearly as much as the music itself. It worked on me! Other bands, take notice.

Bye, George. Russell Tovey Leaves BBC’s “Being Human”

I love George. If you’ve seen the show, you love George too – and I don’t need to qualify that because you’re reading this post. He’s sweet, dorky, and a bad-ass werewolf – what’s not to adore? So, get ready to have your hairy little heart broken: as announced on his Twitter account and in this Guardian article, Russell Tovey has left BBC’s Being Human. Series 4 (airing 2012) will be the last in which he plays our favourite werewolf.

Tovey cites co-star Aidan Turner‘s departure from the show as a factor in the decision. “Aidan’s left to film The Hobbit in New Zealand,” he told The Guardian, “and going on without him on this fourth series felt strange.” That’s fine, that’s understandable, and it’s also deliciously ironic if you OH WAIT SPOILERS. Tovey’s other show Him & Her probably (definitely) had something to do with the decision as well – the first series was well-received, and the second series is currently earning positive reviews on BBC3.

Of course, George isn’t the only werewolf on Being Human, but dang, he’ll be missed. No word yet on how he’ll will be written out of the show– how would you do it, if you had a say in the story?

Help Support Local Werewolves & Fund Werewolf Short Film “Having a Drink”

Director Randy Smith wants to shoot a 20-minute short film called “Having a Drink”, based on a John Graham short story called Oges, and he’s using IndieGoGo to raise the (relatively trivial) $5,500 budget. I intend to help out, and I encourage you to consider it as well. My decision to contribute was based on the artwork alone (I’m a sucker for vector art, and come on, a werewolf’s hand holding a highball glass? Badass!), but the pitch video might help seal the deal. Observe:

So. Practical effects. At least two werewolves.  A sense of humour. Some pretty terrific perks for contributing (including editorial input on the film itself). Have a look at the campaign page for Having a Drink and help out if you can!

Play as a Werewolf in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Quite a few people have emailed and tweeted me with news that the upcoming The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has werewolves as playable characters – and that is completely awesome. Reader Leventa writes:

From what I’ve seen of the game being played, you can transform into a werewolf once per day at will, and can run on all fours, stand up, attack people with claws, do finishers where you shove people to the ground and maul them, eat bodies to prolong your transformation (its on a fairly lengthy timer), and there are quests associated with werewolves including a faction of werewolf hunters.

Skyrim comes out next week – until then, enjoy this screenshot sent in by reader Simon:

That is an awesome-looking werewolf.

A Spanish Werewolf Film to Look Out For – “Game of Werewolves”

Shock Till You Drop has some great scans from the promo booklet for an upcoming Spanish horror/comedy, Game of Werewolves. I don’t want Werewolf News to be one of those sites that copy-pastes all the juice from another site’s articles, so I’m going to post two photos and the teaser trailer. Check them out, then go see the rest at STYD!

You might also want to have a look at the film’s official web site, which has more video and a weekly production blog.

Yes, that’s a lot of werewolves at once!

President of Universal Calls “The Wolfman” one of “the shittiest movies we put out”

From a Movieline article about Universal’s COO & President Ron Meyer speaking at the Savannah Film Festival:

Universal’s biggest recent disappointment? The Wolfman.
“We make a lot of shitty movies,” Meyer admitted. “Every one of them breaks my heart.”

“We set out to make good ones. One of the worst movies we ever made was Wolfman.Wolfman and Babe 2 are two of the shittiest movies we put out, but by the same token we made movies we believe in. We did United 93, which is one of the movies I’m most proud of.”

A little later in the interview, Wolfman producer Stratton Leopold ambles over from his “family-run ice cream shop across the street” (I swear I’m not making this up) to contribute his two cents.

Meyer, good naturedly: “It’s one of those movies, the moment I saw it I thought, ‘What have we all done here?’ That movie was crappy.”

Leopold: “I said the same thing before the reshoot. I said, ‘Why are we spending all of this? Let’s shoot two scenes to create some sympathy for the [hero] and that’s it,’ but…”

Meyer: “We all went wrong. It was one of those things… like I said, we make a lot of bad movies. That’s one we should have smelled out a long time ago. It was wrong. The script never got right…”

Leopold: “The cast -”

Meyer: “—was awful. The director was wrong. Benicio [del Toro] stunk. It all stunk.”

The board of directors at NBCUniversal need to hand these two gormless, spineless motherfuckers their walking papers on the double. These guys contributed directly to the mis-management of an A-list film that subsequently flops, then they casually shit all over the cast and crew they let down with their miserable leadership. What a great way to inspire the people working for you – and cultivate a loyal audience.

You can read the entire interview on Movieline if you want – Meyer’s reasons for getting into the film industry are oh so noble – but I’m going to go look at pictures of Rick Baker holding his Oscar.

photo: WireImage

A New “Underworld Awakening” Trailer To Get Excited(?) About

Inter-species war? A werewolf-vampire hybrid? “Lycans” in the sewer? Black PVC and improbable acrobatics? I’m worried that the Underworld franchise is starting to edge into self-parody. Kate looks like she’s having fun, though. Plus, that giant guy could make for an interesting mini-boss, as long as he avoids falling helicopters (insert slide-whistle sound here).

Finally! A “Strippers Vs. Werewolves” Trailer

And on an evening where the streets are crawling with werewolves and ladies in vinyl “sexy fill-in-the-blank” Leg Avenue costumes! This looks really silly but also delightfully self-aware. Plus, dang, that Robert Englund!