Genuine job opportunity for werewolves living in the UK

"Chuy the Wolfman" by Laure Leber

“Chuy the Wolfman” by Laure Leber

If you’re a werewolf (or just look like one), Britain’s Got Talent finalists The Circus of Horrors might want to have you sit for a job interview. As reported by The Telegraph, Circus of Horrors has posted not one but two ads for a position on the UK’s Directgov job site. Both ads specify that all applicants

…must be genuine, people with beards or wearing masks will not be accepted, although a woman with a beard may be considered under a different job opportunities…

Simply having hypertrichosis won’t qualify you, though – you’ve got to have

a minimum of 60,000 hairs growing on [your] face & linking up with the hairline, hair on the head is not included in this specification.

All applicants must “have Circus skills to a high standard”, and (this is my favourite part), the successful applicant’s duties will include “all aspects of working as a wolf person”. Think you fit the bill? Apply now!