Out With The Furballs, In With The Fangs

I’ve given it a lot of thought, and there’s just no denying the truth anymore: I’m sick of werewolves. They’re boring. They’re silly. They’re ugly and hairy and dumb, and no amount of highbrow back-to-nature hippie crap can redeem them in the face of what we all know to be true: vampires are awesome.

Anne Rice made them sexy, Stephanie Meyer made them trendy, and that bad boy Robert Pattinson made them dangerous. Sexy trendy danger, that’s what these mysterious creatures of the night are all about, and werewolves can’t hold a candle to them. From now on this web site (which will soon be moving to vampires-are-terrific.com) will feature the latest news about True Blood, Twilight, Vampires Diaries and every other cultural milestone spawned by these shadowy, entrancing wraiths.

I’ll also showcase the most romantic and meaningful vampire art Elfwood.com has to offer, and my picks of the best vampire poetry from LiveJournal.com. I hope you’ll all come along with me on this new and exciting journey into the depths of dark, dramatic (and dreamy!) Vampire News!