A. Quinton — Jan. 10th 2013
If you’re a werewolf (or just look like one), Britainâ€™s Got TalentÂ finalistsÂ The Circus of Horrors might want to have you sit for a job interview. As reported byÂ The Telegraph, Circus of Horrors has posted not one butÂ twoÂ ads for a positionÂ on the UK’s Directgov job site. Both adsÂ specify that all applicants
…must be genuine, people with beards or wearing masks will not be accepted, although a woman with a beard may be considered under a different job opportunities…
Simply having hypertrichosis won’t qualify you, though â€“ you’ve got to have
a minimum of 60,000 hairs growing on [your] face & linking up with the hairline, hair on the head is not included in this specification.
All applicants must “have Circus skills to a high standard”, and (this is my favourite part), the successful applicant’s duties will include “all aspects of working as a wolf person”. Think you fit the bill? Apply now!