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65 Werewolf Movies, Micro-Reviewed

A. Quinton — Oct. 7th 2009


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Werewolf News reader and blogger extraordinaire Mac loves werewolves so much that she’s got spreadsheets to prove it. As someone who once used a ClarisWorks database to catalog all of my werewolf memorabilia, I cannot fault her, especially not after witnessing the product of her lycanthropic neurosis: she has compiled a micro-review of every werewolf movie she’s ever seen. The current total is 65. Here are some choice samples:

10    Dark Wolf
I honestly don’t remember much. There was a werewolf, and some sex, and some major movie fail. 1 out of 5

36    Scream of the Wolf
It’s really sad when I don’t even remember what happened in the movie. Guess I’ll have to re-watch it. ? out of 5

46    The Werewolf Reborn!
Pretty much a kid flick. Probably didn’t need to be reborn. 3 out of 5

59    Werewolf vs. Vampire Woman
This movie is known by seven different names. Unfortunately changing the name doesn’t make it any better. 1 out of 5

Check out the rest here!