Werewolf bikini set from Iron Fist

2011-07-09

Last year Iron Fist brought you werewolf-themed high heels, flats and clutch purses, and now their product designers have turned their sights on the beach scene with this werewolf print bikini set. This is good. This is sensible. This is how you build a brand. The regular price is $48.00 US, but as of this post the bikini set is on sale for $30.00, and sizes run from XS to 2XL. If you are a lady of any shape or…
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Today’s Great Showdown by Scott C.: “Wolfman’s got nards!”

2011-05-24

If you don’t know about Scott C.’s ongoing art series The Great Showdowns, you should, and now you do. I was lucky enough to meet Scott at this year’s Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle, and my suspicions about him were confirmed: he is the happiest, most laid-back dude ever. Seriously. Follow him on Twitter and you’ll see what I mean. Today’s showdown features a quote from a movie that was among my favourites when I was growing up: The…
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A Miraculous Way To Make ‘Twilight’ Not Suck

2011-04-27

Simple: remove all the superfluous vampire crap and have three minutes of werewolves soundtracked by Radiohead. Put together by a good friend of mine, Jeremy Leaird-Koch, also known as fledglyng, he’s also produced some pretty great video work under his real name on Vimeo. He also introduced me to Jon Macy, author/artist of Fearful Hunter (kinda NSFW-ish), “a Queer graphic novel with Druids and werewolves”, which I’ll be featuring on the site just as soon as I get out from…
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Kindle & Shitty Werewolf Book Covers Get Equipped With: A New Asshole, Ripped Into Place By Roukas

2011-02-11

One of the worst English papers I’ve ever graded stated that “technoligy makes people smarter.” I shit you not: That same paper went on to become a letter to President Obama, asking him to invent a device that would revolutionize the recycling process of cardboard and plastic. I know that Obama can MacGyverize anything, but this retardedness alone is a great argument to smash your laptop and become Robinson Caruso. However, even if Bill Gates himself had the self-analysis to…
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“The Werewolf Cathedral” – A “Religion” for “Werewolves” or Opportunistic Bullshit?

2011-01-28

A while back, Werewolf News reader Henry Collins sent me a link to The Werewolf Cathedral, a site purporting to be the home of “the world’s only International Werewolf Religion & Secret Society”. I’ve only just had a chance to check it out. As someone who runs a satirical web site for an international supernatural law enforcement agency I’m interested in the weird and amazing self-contained worlds these kinds of sites can describe. At a glance it’s clear the site takes…
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Rick Baker & Dave Elsey’s “Wolfman” Makeup Nominated for an Academy Award

2011-01-25

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced the nominees for the 83rd Academy Awards, and I’m supremely pleased to see Rick Baker and Dave Elsey nominated in the Makeup category for their work on “The Wolfman“. They’re up against “Barney’s Version” and “The Way Back“, both of which I will glibly dismiss as contenders for this category because I haven’t seen them, and because come on it’s The Wolfman! This is Baker’s second Oscar nomination for werewolf…
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The Wretched, Awful Trailer for MTV’s Wretched, Awful “Teen Wolf” Remake

2010-11-16

Hopes: dashed. This looks like an after-school special with a big effects budget. The producers in charge of this should be fired, first from their jobs, then from a big cannon pointed into a volcano. Good job, MTV: obtain the rights to a quirky 80′s cult film, then replace all of the character, charm and originality with “drama” so lame and predictable it would’ve been cut from The Gates. Oh no, Scott’s got a date with a hot girl on…
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In Russia, Wolves Pull You Over

2010-10-23

If you haven’t already seen this, just watch. After that, I hope that cop didn’t write the guy a ticket for the burned-out headlight.

Get ready to cringe! Dialog from The Howling III + a solid gold quote from The Howling II

2010-09-30

The last line of dialog in this clip from The Howling III is making the rounds today as a candidate for “the worst line ever” in a movie. I… I might agree with that. It’s definitely one of the lowest points in an already cringeworthy movie. But coincidentally, there’s a short exchange in The Howling II that never fails to make me chuckle with genuine glee:  Jenny, What’d He Say? [mp3]. So absurd! Ben, you skeptical fool!

I’d have gone with the Chicken Nugget Burger

2010-09-04

I saw this German Burger King ad on The Red Project and loved it. Great character design, especially on the Wolf. Hey, it’s Saturday morning.