The government needs to know about you. Vampires and zombies, too.
In all seriousness, this is a side-project I’ve been working on for a while now, and it’s finally ready. You can register yourself as one of three supernatural creatures. You get a printable electronic registration certificate for free, or for $5 (including postage) you get the electronic certificate and a much nicer and more detailed print version in the mail. I’d be obliged if you’d check it out, and even if you don’t want the print version, take a second to register yourself as a monster. Thanks, and we now return you to a more consistent update schedule (it’s flippin’ Halloween!)