Happy Horny Werewolf Day
Saturday, February 14 2009 – 11:40 PM
Posted by Andrew
Hey, everyone. Happy Horny Werewolf Day.
As per Warren Ellis:
Valentine’s Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.
Yeah, I should warn you all, I’m apt to act immediately on advice given by the guy who wrote Transmetropolitan.
February 15th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
I seriously wished that I could be in contexts and around people who could comprehend me when I wished them a Happy Horny Werewolf Day (HHWWD). It’s strange how even the most liberal and open-minded of people can freeze up into the tightest of conservatives when conditions not half as strange as HHWWD are wished upon them. What’s with that? Maybe those random-ass, pluralistic “I Pledge” commercials on USA Network could help me out here. A Red Riding Hood-type could take a quick few seconds to say something like “I pledge to cuddle a horny werewolf this Valentine’s Day.” Then USA could devote the rest of the commercial to what they love best: Banana Republic models prancing around in self-praise, making sanctimonious promises that they will fulfill in the most self-patronizing way possible.
Bleh. Sorry for the sermon, but what else is a lonely, horny werewolf supposed to write on Valentine’s Day?