Happy Horny Werewolf Day

A. Quinton — Feb. 14th 2009

Hey, everyone. Happy Horny Werewolf Day.

As per Warren Ellis:

Valentine’s Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.

Yeah, I should warn you all, I’m apt to act immediately on advice given by the guy who wrote Transmetropolitan.

  • Roukas

    I seriously wished that I could be in contexts and around people who could comprehend me when I wished them a Happy Horny Werewolf Day (HHWWD). It’s strange how even the most liberal and open-minded of people can freeze up into the tightest of conservatives when conditions not half as strange as HHWWD are wished upon them. What’s with that? Maybe those random-ass, pluralistic “I Pledge” commercials on USA Network could help me out here. A Red Riding Hood-type could take a quick few seconds to say something like “I pledge to cuddle a horny werewolf this Valentine’s Day.” Then USA could devote the rest of the commercial to what they love best: Banana Republic models prancing around in self-praise, making sanctimonious promises that they will fulfill in the most self-patronizing way possible.
    Bleh. Sorry for the sermon, but what else is a lonely, horny werewolf supposed to write on Valentine’s Day?