Trailer for “Vampires Suck”: I will see this movie on general principles

A. Quinton — Aug. 2nd 2010

It’s basically a “Twilight” spoof by the same people who did “Scary Movie” and its sequels, “Disaster Movie”, “Date Movie”, “Meet the Spartans”, etc. I will still be seeing it because I identify strongly with its message.

Hat tip: Graham T

  • Roukas

    I too will see this — not only on principle, but because I don’t think I could *not* see it.

    Also, it would be interesting to hear Stephanie Meyer’s reaction to this spoof and all the seizures that even halfway-rational people have endured due to Twilight and its sequels. I’d like to learn just how dense and clueless she really is.

  • Oh…this….this is FANTASTIC!

  • ArcLight

    No matter how much I agree with the sentiment…no freakin’ way. I sat thru DATE MOVIE. There’s really only so much a person should have to endure in life.

  • Doruk

    I don’t think I can bring myself to see Twilight, even in spoof form :P

  • Viergacht

    That chihuahua was at least far more convincing and terrifying than the giant beanie baby wolves in the real thing. Those little bastards like to bite! My grandmother used to have one that would try to attack your ankles, but this being the 70’s luckily everyone was protected by their bellbottoms.

    And I admit, I laughed at the Black Eyed Peas joke, and also the shovel in the face.

  • my favorite movie already!