The Pig Did Not Wield The Sledgehammer Correctly, and Was Defeated

Posted by Andrew ">Andrew at 1:02 pm on October 23, 2009

A friend sent this to me, assuming that I would enjoy seeing a dapper stop-motion wolf dismantling a psychotic stop-motion pig. His assumption was correct; now I’m sharing it with you. If you like explicit stop-motion gore and mildly sexual situations, you will like this. If you do not like those things, please leave the Internet right away.

This is just the right thing for a Friday afternoon.

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Watch the new Wolfman Trailer

Posted by Andrew ">Andrew at 10:42 am on

HOMG amazing transformation shots. That is all.

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Nine Lame Werewolves

Posted by Andrew ">Andrew at 3:48 pm on October 22, 2009

Did your mom cut your hair? That's nice.

I’ll bet you can think of nine movie werewolves lamer than Taylor Lautner’s CGI husky in New Moon. So can Movieline! I don’t agree with all of their calls (I still really like the Underworld Lycans), but from Michael Landon to Van Helsing, there are definitely some stinky screen werewolves out there. Anyone care to share their own worst werewolf (that wasn’t on the list)? Personally, I just can’t get behind the slimy pink were-boar of the original Ginger Snaps.

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I Slipped Into My Three Worgen Moon T-Shirt…

Posted by Andrew ">Andrew at 11:57 am on

If you're a geek, you'll understand.

J!NX is selling a World of Warcraft Three Worgen Moon t-shirt, which will be hilarious to werewolf-loving, meme-knowing geeks like me, and which will only mystify the uninitiated. Ladies, is it irresistible? Hat-tip to @electricdog and @tshirtmeme.

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Rambo V: Rambo Vs. Werewolves?

Posted by Andrew ">Andrew at 11:28 am on

Rambo V one-sheetWe need to coin a new term, werewolf fans… a word that we can use to describe something that is simultaneously terrible and great. Something like Kung Pow‘s “badong“. It would take such a world to describe Rambo V: The Savage Hunt, in which Sylvester Stallone’s army-of-one takes on the escaped product of a covert genetic engineering experiement run by the US government. This experiment is a “nearly indestructible creature of incredible cunning and savagery“– a creature that looks an awful lot like a werewolf, according to this hastily-Photoshopped-but-official one-sheet. Thanks to Viergacht for the info!

So… “good-bad”… goobad?

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65 Werewolf Movies, Micro-Reviewed

Posted by Andrew ">Andrew at 11:08 pm on October 7, 2009

Werewolf News reader and blogger extraordinaire Mac loves werewolves so much that she’s got spreadsheets to prove it. As someone who once used a ClarisWorks database to catalog all of my werewolf memorabilia, I cannot fault her, especially not after witnessing the product of her lycanthropic neurosis: she has compiled a micro-review of every werewolf movie she’s ever seen. The current total is 65. Here are some choice samples:

10    Dark Wolf
I honestly don’t remember much. There was a werewolf, and some sex, and some major movie fail. 1 out of 5

36    Scream of the Wolf
It’s really sad when I don’t even remember what happened in the movie. Guess I’ll have to re-watch it. ? out of 5

46    The Werewolf Reborn!
Pretty much a kid flick. Probably didn’t need to be reborn. 3 out of 5

59    Werewolf vs. Vampire Woman
This movie is known by seven different names. Unfortunately changing the name doesn’t make it any better. 1 out of 5

Check out the rest here!

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New Werewolf Toy from Missmonster and Patchtogether.com

Posted by Pennington Beast ">Pennington Beast at 5:21 pm on October 5, 2009


Just in time for Halloween! A new werewolf toy designed by artist Missmonster and made by Patch Together is available for pre-order. The toy is 8 inches tall and has moveable arms. He also comes with a base featuring blood splatters and a bone. The price is $44. 95 and can be pre-ordered here!

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