A Monster Poll for the Geek Contingent

A. Quinton — Oct. 30th 2009

Nerd news portal Slashdot has updated their site-wide poll to ask the question: If I Had To Choose, I’d Be A …

The options are:

  • Zombie
  • Vampire
  • Werewolf
  • Mummy
  • Necromancer
  • Ringwraith
  • My Family Already Thinks I’m A Troll
  • Demon Penguin

As of this minute, werewolves are in fourth place with 10% of the vote. We’re being beaten by Demon Penguin (har har, nerd joke), Necromancer (thanks a lot, roleplaying / WoW fans) and Vampire (sigh). Werewolf fans, do your thing !

  • Mac

    I did my duty.

    …wait, what? You mean we weren’t supposed to vote for Demon Penguin?

    Bwahahaha.

  • Roi

    Demon penguin? I couldn’t believe they were serious! O.o
    But I voted. LUPINES FOR THE WIIIIN!
    …beats me why ANYONE would want to be a rotting, moaning, slow moving zombie…

  • Pack Runner

    *cry* I believe the only reason vampires beat us is because of Mr. Cullen, which is a complete and utter disgust to the vampire community!

    Werewolves FTW!

  • J’ai vot√©, pour les loups-garous √©videmment. Allez fans de loups-garous, votez!! Lycans poweeeeerrrrr!!!!

  • Ryan

    A vote for werewolves is a vote for peace and love and happiness and orgasms.

    A vote for vampires or zombies is a vote for communism.

    You’re not a pinko commie orgasm-hater. Are you?

  • Bah! Of course Vampires are winning! God damn Twilight and the vampire craze that’s going around!

  • dollfacegates

    i, personally, think it’s supremely ghey how vampires have had the most votes.
    i am disappoint.