Comments on: Happy Horny Werewolf Day http://werewolf-news.com/2009/02/happy-horny-werewolf-day/ If it's about werewolves, we have an opinion on it. Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:42:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Roukas http://werewolf-news.com/2009/02/happy-horny-werewolf-day/comment-page-1/#comment-307 Roukas Sun, 15 Feb 2009 20:29:34 +0000 http://werewolf-news.com/?p=684#comment-307 I seriously wished that I could be in contexts and around people who could comprehend me when I wished them a Happy Horny Werewolf Day (HHWWD). It's strange how even the most liberal and open-minded of people can freeze up into the tightest of conservatives when conditions not half as strange as HHWWD are wished upon them. What's with that? Maybe those random-ass, pluralistic "I Pledge" commercials on USA Network could help me out here. A Red Riding Hood-type could take a quick few seconds to say something like "I pledge to cuddle a horny werewolf this Valentine's Day." Then USA could devote the rest of the commercial to what they love best: Banana Republic models prancing around in self-praise, making sanctimonious promises that they will fulfill in the most self-patronizing way possible. Bleh. Sorry for the sermon, but what else is a lonely, horny werewolf supposed to write on Valentine's Day? I seriously wished that I could be in contexts and around people who could comprehend me when I wished them a Happy Horny Werewolf Day (HHWWD). It’s strange how even the most liberal and open-minded of people can freeze up into the tightest of conservatives when conditions not half as strange as HHWWD are wished upon them. What’s with that? Maybe those random-ass, pluralistic “I Pledge” commercials on USA Network could help me out here. A Red Riding Hood-type could take a quick few seconds to say something like “I pledge to cuddle a horny werewolf this Valentine’s Day.” Then USA could devote the rest of the commercial to what they love best: Banana Republic models prancing around in self-praise, making sanctimonious promises that they will fulfill in the most self-patronizing way possible.
Bleh. Sorry for the sermon, but what else is a lonely, horny werewolf supposed to write on Valentine’s Day?

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