Werewolf Smashes Through Window, Injures Woman
by Angela Quinton
Oct. 17, 2008
Of course, the werewolf was on stilts at the time. Seriously. This was at Six Flags Great America’s Fright Fest, and the werewolf in question was a park employee in a costume that involved stilts. He tripped, possibly while avoiding a vampire on a scooter, and fell through the window of Antoine’s Ice Cream Parlor. According to the park’s public relations manager, Brooke Gabbert, one woman was taken to a local hospital and treated for a minor cut on her cheek, probably from the broken class.
The werewolf was apparently unhurt.
I can’t make this stuff up, folks. This is real life.